Okay, I must admitt: at first, I was appalled by the crudeness of "a fart ripped in a hurry" but as a 3rd grade teacher myself, I must admitt this "gift" is given on a daily basis.
I also must admitt: I fell for "learnmegood" 's shameless plug on teachers.net. Ughhh....
If we are talking 3rd graders then let me suggest "6 nose pickers"
Bolder, it may be a bit crude, but I WAS looking for something that somewhat rhymed with a partridge in a pear tree.
I can't wait to see how this ends up....very entertaining.
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