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Friday, December 08, 2006

The 10 days of Christmas, Day 5

On the fifth day of Christmas, my students gave to me:

5 Broken Things...
4 Dirty Words
3 Smug Smirks
2 Middle Fingers
And a Fart Ripped in a Hurry.

5 comments:

bolderteacher said...

Okay, I must admitt: at first, I was appalled by the crudeness of "a fart ripped in a hurry" but as a 3rd grade teacher myself, I must admitt this "gift" is given on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

I also must admitt: I fell for "learnmegood" 's shameless plug on teachers.net. Ughhh....

Mike in Texas said...

If we are talking 3rd graders then let me suggest "6 nose pickers"

Mister Teacher said...

Bolder, it may be a bit crude, but I WAS looking for something that somewhat rhymed with a partridge in a pear tree.

elementaryhistoryteacher said...

I can't wait to see how this ends up....very entertaining.