A couple of weeks ago, my partner, Ms. Jenn Ed, told me a pretty funny story about her conversation with my homeroom kids. One of the kids had mentioned one of her dad's bad habits, and so of course, that sparked a battle of oneupsmanship.
The verbal skirmish culminated with one kid declaring, "Sometimes, my parents drink pot!"
At least nobody mentioned snorting vodka, injecting cigarettes, or smoking Michelob.
