I just got back to my house after a lovely Thanksgiving with my family, and I thought I would give my school e-mail a look see. Apparently, someone flipped the "Spam blocker" switch from OFF (where it has been for the past year or so) to PLEASE SEND MORE.
Here are some of the subject lines that I found waiting for me:
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I didn't get THIS much spam when I had a Hotmail account!!