I have decided that this week, in an effort to get my kids thinking towards fourth-grade, that I would let them practice their writing skills a bit. I will give them a prompt and about 20 minutes to write on it, and we'll see what they can do.
Today's prompt: What have you liked most and least about math in the 3rd grade?
One of my girls wrote an entire page, only to finish it with the line, "I hate math. I like other things better."
[Hey, at least she's honest]
Another of my children (who clearly needs the extra work on her writing) jotted down this sentence/paragraph:
"I liked adding the leas because it cind of help me but math help me the most and adding just esey to me and it can help kinder gardens and adding is just for little kids and babyies when they get in school and I have fun in math.”
[Let's let the babies add and leave the subtracting to the trained professionals…]
A couple of students had advice/admonitions to offer. One wrote, "There is no such thing as 7:60. You cannot use 60. 60 is a new hour. You cannot say that.”
While another wrote, "The least that I like about is dividing because, You should already know your fact family.”
[Yeah, what are you -- some kind of SECOND-grader???]
This one comes to us from the “clearly well-intentioned, but it'll leave you scratching your head” department:
“I like math because it's fun and it's good for your bran and you can get smart and learn to do more fraction math fact you can go to college then get your ageacation than get a job and get money to buy a house for your family and help the poor and you can change the would and help the inacent people a coss the would help the people the server pain and cure people you can be a doctor or baseball player and make money for chairade save people from dieing help people I don't care if they are.”
[Unfortunately, we will never know what he doesn't care about, as he ran out of time. But I just love the fact that you can touch so many people's lives by choosing the paths of medicine or stickball.]
And here’s the one that just made me grin the most:
“I'll liked when I learned multiplying all the way up to the 8. and I liked latest [lattice multiplication] the least. Latest wore me out but Mister Teacher seddle me down have a great day.”
[I'm sure more judges on the TAKS writing test would be willing to give out higher scores if only the kids would wish happiness upon them at the end.]
Hopefully, I'll have more tomorrow! Have a great day…