tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post7711474076939354578..comments2024-03-18T22:44:53.542-05:00Comments on Learn Me Good: Just a few ideasMister Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-45242311867852168042008-10-17T17:52:00.000-05:002008-10-17T17:52:00.000-05:00If school districts would abolish that silly littl...If school districts would abolish that silly little "no hats" rule, they could go with individual corporate sponsorships, much like NASCAR or PGA.<BR/><BR/>While we're at that, why not make congressmen do the same thing so we really know who is buying their votes!Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16722519393655794399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-78387407228166498882008-10-09T04:50:00.000-05:002008-10-09T04:50:00.000-05:00As a fine product of DISD, myself; I vote a combin...As a fine product of DISD, myself; I vote a combination field day, cake walk, farm day and carnival. Everybody from central administration can be any of the following:<BR/><BR/>1. Clowns - They do a pretty good job at that, already.<BR/><BR/>2. Farm Animals - 'Bout time they earned their keep.<BR/><BR/>3. Record Player DJ - 'Round and round the record spins. No one gets cake. Nobody wins.<BR/><BR/>4. 100 Yard Dash - It'll be great! We'd race 'em like greyhounds. But, instead of using a mechanical rabbit as bait, we could use cash on a string! The finish line would, of course, be made of red tape.<BR/><BR/>5. Greased Pole Climbing - Watch them scratch and claw their way to the top.<BR/><BR/>6. Dunking Booth - Make them take a bath in their own filth, over and over and over!<BR/><BR/>As you can see, I have a lot of pent up aggression. But, since my mother is one of those who's job is in jeopardy because of these schmucks, I can go on all day about this.Lady Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02678047010465503625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-69431628769801463772008-09-27T15:39:00.000-05:002008-09-27T15:39:00.000-05:00it won't raise any money, but I'm considering thro...it won't raise any money, but I'm considering throwing cream pies at a few people...Mister Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-82607331564023421982008-09-27T03:34:00.000-05:002008-09-27T03:34:00.000-05:00Our state officials can't do higher math either (a...Our state officials can't do higher math either (apparently like our high school students who can't pass their proficiencies) so we are in dire straits this year. I appreciate your ideas, and in fact the woman who runs the student store has already approached admin about doing an American Idol kind of competition for the kids. Hello! That's the talent show idea! LOL! But what the store lady doesn't know is that she could probably raise more money setting up a karaoke night for the teachers. See, she doesn't go to staff parties. The teachers at my school love karaoke. (Usually served with vast amounts of alcohol, but we might be able to work something out!) <BR/><BR/>How 'bout a raffle? Oh! Or one of those events where you buy cream pies to throw at...well whoever is the most despised person in the district right now. People will pay a lot of money to throw pies at important people they don't like.HappyChyckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00586840416488114845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-77616157372099976952008-09-24T21:49:00.000-05:002008-09-24T21:49:00.000-05:00Great ideas! Yes, I had envisioned the school get...Great ideas! Yes, I had envisioned the school getting a dollar every time we said something like, "Here's your homework, brought to you by Ford, where Quality is job 1. Education is job 15."Mister Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-90358097770814143502008-09-23T20:56:00.000-05:002008-09-23T20:56:00.000-05:00Or, you know how in "Idiocracy", the Secretary of ...Or, you know how in "Idiocracy", the Secretary of State gets money when he says "Sponsored by Carl's Jr"?<BR/><BR/>You could do that. "Everyone open your math books, sponsored by Carl's Jr, to page 32".educathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927744738999545249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-86379104029311684662008-09-23T14:28:00.000-05:002008-09-23T14:28:00.000-05:00Oooo! Oooo! I know! I know!~raises arm high, suppo...Oooo! Oooo! I know! I know!<BR/><BR/>~raises arm high, supporting it with the other arm by the elbow~<BR/><BR/>Central administration can have a cake walk!Lady Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02678047010465503625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-55729285930378929282008-09-23T09:08:00.000-05:002008-09-23T09:08:00.000-05:00I'm all for #5!!! If they can do football sta...I'm all for #5!!! If they can do football stadiums, I'd Happily Go to M&M High School..... and park in Pillsbury Parking Lot....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06238545297867610166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-33336346476548516922008-09-23T05:42:00.000-05:002008-09-23T05:42:00.000-05:00The DISD Financial Wizards could look into selling...The DISD Financial Wizards could look into selling the mineral rights to all their properties, then allow strip mining or drilling.<BR/><BR/>AJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-74129485553746636472008-09-22T21:20:00.000-05:002008-09-22T21:20:00.000-05:00I say you get Jerry Jones to be the CFO of Dallas ...I say you get Jerry Jones to be the CFO of Dallas ISD. He seems to attract money in spite of what he has to sell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-19694650475715969102008-09-22T20:38:00.000-05:002008-09-22T20:38:00.000-05:00I, personally, like to be part of the problem. I g...I, personally, like to be part of the problem. I get listened to more that way. :-)<BR/><BR/>You're right. Mr. T, the solution is going to come out of your paycheck, one way or another.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-11489879555297084532008-09-22T05:43:00.000-05:002008-09-22T05:43:00.000-05:00I don't know a solution but your probably going to...I don't know a solution but your probably going to get a bunch of Gulf Coast kids up there now. We are restarting school today, but we have several districts that were pretty much wiped out - entire towns gone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-32590037008889029222008-09-21T22:26:00.000-05:002008-09-21T22:26:00.000-05:00Has anyone considered renting out our classrooms i...Has anyone considered renting out our classrooms in the evening?<BR/><BR/>I only suggest this because when I leave work late, there are literally gangs of young men and ladies gathered on street corners and alleyways along our downtown streets. They must members of various clubs of some sort. I can only imagine how difficult it must be for them to conduct meetings of any value in such squalled conditions. I see their frustration as members wander up to each other only to shake hands quickly and then part ways. That's no way to build lasting relationships!<BR/><BR/>It's quite possible they would jump at the chance to conduct their meetings in the comfort and security of a classroom if the price was right. We could even offer the use of computers and phone service, for a nominal fee, so that they can network with each other and recruit others to join their clubs. <BR/><BR/>Thoughts?Edna Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12756635597593870052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-89139176752504883182008-09-21T21:34:00.000-05:002008-09-21T21:34:00.000-05:00Ok, I loved the corporate sponsorship of spelling ...Ok, I loved the corporate sponsorship of spelling tests ideas until I read the comment above. Biodiesel? Genius. <BR/>I mean, your ideas are genius, too. I'm just sayin'.HoodMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03700542034139831494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-43626609092647687632008-09-21T20:38:00.000-05:002008-09-21T20:38:00.000-05:00We're in a similar situation in Oklahoma. I've off...We're in a similar situation in Oklahoma. I've offered a solution, nay, THE solution, but no one listens to me. I guess a prophet is never known in her hometown. So now I'll give it to you.<BR/><BR/>Biodiesel.<BR/><BR/>Grease from the school cafeteria goes directly to the district Science classrooms where it is treated and fuels the transportation system. <BR/><BR/>Granted, I've only shared this idea a couple of hours into happy hour so the suggestion is then followed by "Yeah! And we can totally cook meth too!".educathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927744738999545249noreply@blogger.com