tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post498806554358680226..comments2024-03-18T22:44:53.542-05:00Comments on Learn Me Good: Bring the funnyMister Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-38786266019261670332008-02-12T20:03:00.000-06:002008-02-12T20:03:00.000-06:00I suppose just recently- when a girl asked me "Wha...I suppose just recently- when a girl asked me "What do you mean by 'academic strengths'?" in reference to a survey I had the kids fill out on the first day of class. Um, yeah, nuff said.Mrs. Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17730747441676219265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-41931946565666911772008-02-12T15:46:00.000-06:002008-02-12T15:46:00.000-06:00I can't think of anything exceedingly hilarious fr...I can't think of anything exceedingly hilarious from this year except a few weeks ago as I was leaving the building a student leaned out of the passenger window of a moving SUV and yelled at the top of his lungs: "Ms. Jhee you ROCK!" I didn't even have that kid in class that day. I keep a list of the funny or wierd stuff they ask me <A HREF="http://myteachingrant.blogspot.com/2007/02/more-subbing.html" REL="nofollow">HERE</A> and <A HREF="http://myteachingrant.blogspot.com/2007/05/impudent-teenagers.html" REL="nofollow">HERE</A><BR/><BR/>Last year I had a kid stuffing tissues up his nose and I figured I'd ask him what he was doing before I yelled at him to stop and he informed me that he was tired of blowing his runny nose.Ms. Jheehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09165390558968478065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-64698751109837045812008-02-11T17:19:00.000-06:002008-02-11T17:19:00.000-06:00One of our third grade teachers shared with me a s...One of our third grade teachers shared with me a sentence a student wrote about what happened in a story they read.<BR/><BR/>The student wrote "He got his dick tooken away" instead of "He got his bike taken away."IMC Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16279699282698965195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-10300656127650989042008-02-11T17:17:00.000-06:002008-02-11T17:17:00.000-06:00I had kindergarten students in the library last we...I had kindergarten students in the library last week and as they were sitting down, one hit or kicked the other. The one who got hit, yelled out, "Mr. L., Nathan hit me in the wieners!"<BR/><BR/>The word wiener if funny enough on it's own, but when he made it plural, I laughed even harder.IMC Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16279699282698965195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-13894290766666198762008-02-11T11:01:00.000-06:002008-02-11T11:01:00.000-06:00In my first period woodwind classes, they were hav...In my first period woodwind classes, they were having trouble playing some music. They were complaining about whatever. One of them got tired of it and said, "Do you need a bib and a bottle to go with it?"<BR/><BR/>That probably wasn't the funniest thing all year, but it was the funniest <B>intentionally funny</B> thing I heard this month. :)<BR/><BR/>I love middle school!Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16722519393655794399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-48980287072899957802008-02-11T05:44:00.000-06:002008-02-11T05:44:00.000-06:00A long time ago...a sboy in my class was writing h...A long time ago...a sboy in my class was writing his spelling words and using each in a sentence.<BR/><BR/>He correctly spelled the spelling word "shirt".<BR/><BR/>Then went on to write:<BR/><BR/>"My shit is too small."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com