tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post5082629725275755394..comments2024-03-18T22:44:53.542-05:00Comments on Learn Me Good: A modest proposalMister Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1031573238187074382010-05-21T14:26:50.324-05:002010-05-21T14:26:50.324-05:00Going rate for disarming 2nd graders? Two boys,two...Going rate for disarming 2nd graders? Two boys,two knives in two weeks.Something with the number two? Since I don't have nads,balls,yes...$2,000?<br />The nads thing is an unfair advantage.shineolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00728819767719877310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-50253654600467792832010-05-21T14:23:20.132-05:002010-05-21T14:23:20.132-05:00What about Disarming Students?
Of weapons...not co...What about Disarming Students?<br />Of weapons...not cognition.shineolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00728819767719877310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-43677219371732051172007-06-17T20:28:00.000-05:002007-06-17T20:28:00.000-05:00THIS IS GREAT!!!!THIS IS GREAT!!!!Jen Barneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05907949160401264885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-89172699949702542512007-05-20T19:54:00.000-05:002007-05-20T19:54:00.000-05:00monetary compensation for all the students we are ...monetary compensation for all the students we are told to "pull out of a black hole" by parents, administrators, and counselors in the last term...<BR/>phyllisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-7864320339386636572007-05-20T18:21:00.000-05:002007-05-20T18:21:00.000-05:00Too Funny! I loved it! Bless you for bringing so...Too Funny! I loved it! Bless you for bringing some levity to our already stressed days.<BR/>danitarussell.edublogs.orgDanita Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03623292198346503761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-88198745563022637522007-05-20T09:28:00.000-05:002007-05-20T09:28:00.000-05:00Add:Student cellphone going off in class and answe...Add:<BR/>Student cellphone going off in class and answering it: $200<BR/>Then refusing to give it to you: $300<BR/>Class interrupted by crazy parent calling to rip you a new one: $1500<BR/><BR/>Oooo, I like this game. It's like Priceline, only better. I'm all for suggesting it to our union when they negotiate next year's contract.Mrs. Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17730747441676219265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-46416542559284073502007-05-19T13:50:00.000-05:002007-05-19T13:50:00.000-05:00Maureen, four more WEEKS???Try four more DAYS!!! ...Maureen, four more WEEKS???<BR/>Try four more DAYS!!! WOOHOO!!!Mister Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-27727604544417865442007-05-18T21:06:00.000-05:002007-05-18T21:06:00.000-05:00This is brilliant! I love your wit! Only four more...This is brilliant! I love your wit! Only four more weeks to go!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10065373972867941907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-17674020149436500572007-05-17T19:45:00.000-05:002007-05-17T19:45:00.000-05:00hilarious! oh, if only. us inner-city teachers wou...hilarious! <BR/><BR/>oh, if only. <BR/><BR/>us inner-city teachers would be SO RICH!Nacho Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370735026568009605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-50283836422632520022007-05-17T16:10:00.000-05:002007-05-17T16:10:00.000-05:00How much for a student throwing a chair at you? T...How much for a student throwing a chair at you? That happened my first day subbing.MsMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02397920301688602091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-9656020641229287192007-05-17T14:23:00.000-05:002007-05-17T14:23:00.000-05:00Oops. It should have been "for." I was laughing ...Oops. It should have been "for." I was laughing too hard.grayciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13188392312385509613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-4532187373146946702007-05-17T14:21:00.000-05:002007-05-17T14:21:00.000-05:00I. Am. HOWLING! I wanna work here! Add:Parent e...I. Am. HOWLING! I wanna work here! Add:<BR/><BR/>Parent email that starts, "I know you must be so busy with final exams and reviewing, and state tests, but I want you to [do this irritating, time-consuming extra thing] fopr <I>my</I> child." $75grayciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13188392312385509613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-83058174074584232992007-05-17T09:43:00.000-05:002007-05-17T09:43:00.000-05:00It's so good that you turn to humor rather than bi...It's so good that you turn to humor rather than bitterness. Even in May! I will try to follow your example in the future.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03653320755449845560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-82711078404144395922007-05-16T19:30:00.000-05:002007-05-16T19:30:00.000-05:00Excellent suggestion!Excellent suggestion!Mister Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-5268610685765364512007-05-16T19:22:00.000-05:002007-05-16T19:22:00.000-05:00Ok, where do I sign up??? It's a brilliant idea.I...Ok, where do I sign up??? It's a brilliant idea.<BR/><BR/>I'd add the following (if I may) Student Cellphone going off in class: $50Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com