tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post115870791105727982..comments2024-03-18T22:44:53.542-05:00Comments on Learn Me Good: Tales of a 3rd grade hypochondriacMister Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1159667569669386272006-09-30T20:52:00.000-05:002006-09-30T20:52:00.000-05:00We had a frequent flyer at our clinic - her best l...We had a frequent flyer at our clinic - her best line was "There is a bump on my tongue. I think I am allergic to salt".Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17333382268292453140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1159052254861610242006-09-23T17:57:00.000-05:002006-09-23T17:57:00.000-05:00Chain barfing is no laughing matter- I'm very pron...Chain barfing is no laughing matter- I'm very prone to it myself. At the first syllables of "I don't feel so good", I vigorously point to the door, sometimes even hold it for them.<BR/><BR/>A funny hypochondriac story comes from my husband's brother, who, in first grade was very "wiggly". His teacher asked him what was the matter and he told her "My girdle is KILLING me." She suggested he step out into the hall and fix it. <BR/>One of my mom's former students came back after being absent with the requisite note from a parent explaining the absence. "She caught cataracts."Mrs. Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17730747441676219265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1158890219762367292006-09-21T20:56:00.000-05:002006-09-21T20:56:00.000-05:00LOL@misterteacher,And we can't forget chain-barfin...LOL@misterteacher,<BR/><BR/>And we can't forget chain-barfing, when the sight of one child barfing sets antother one offMike in Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00635962989639829455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1158876063616733212006-09-21T17:01:00.000-05:002006-09-21T17:01:00.000-05:00I know people who vomit at the sight of blood, but...I know people who vomit at the sight of blood, but hopefully none of my kids will bleed at the sight of vomit.Mister Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00797744114515551901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1158873409579437452006-09-21T16:16:00.000-05:002006-09-21T16:16:00.000-05:00Very funny, mike. :DVery funny, mike. :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21615042.post-1158718761678033302006-09-19T21:19:00.000-05:002006-09-19T21:19:00.000-05:00My standard answer for every ailment, unless I can...My standard answer for every ailment, unless I can actually see blood dripping or a pile of vomit, is:<BR/><BR/>"Let me know if it falls off"<BR/><BR/>This usually takes care of the problemMike in Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00635962989639829455noreply@blogger.com