A couple of weeks ago, my partner, Ms. Jenn Ed, told me a pretty funny story about her conversation with my homeroom kids. One of the kids had mentioned one of her dad's bad habits, and so of course, that sparked a battle of oneupsmanship.
The verbal skirmish culminated with one kid declaring, "Sometimes, my parents drink pot!"
At least nobody mentioned snorting vodka, injecting cigarettes, or smoking Michelob.
Dude, what' wrong with snorting vodka?
ReplyDeleteWell, I mean the good stuff like Absolut. If you're gonna snort rotgut like Dobra then I think that should be illegal.